Look, i love me some julia child and nigella lawson, but you couldn't pay me to ink their faces on my ink-free body.
so what do you think about this?
i'm deeply afraid of needles, which is the main reason why i've never gotten a tattoo. plus, i change my mind so often about the things that i like and dislike that i would hate to be stuck with something awful and have to pay someone to get rid of it in a few years time. like that one time when i was dating this weirdo herpetologist who wanted us to have HUGE matching tattoos of dragon skeletons on one shoulder going down our backs. he got his... and i chickened out. my God, i can only imagine the look on my mom and dad's faces if i'd actually gone through with that.