not remotely food related

i'm just sitting here on the couch, still in my pajamas and minding my own business, suffering from a mindcrushing hangover if you will, when a friend came over. please, people. think of my suffering. do not leave your house drenched in stinky cologne, i beg you. a light hand at applying your Drakar Noir is much appreciated.

it took me 5 minutes to recover from the nausea after he left and not puke my guts up. i can still smell it lingering in the air. where is the Febreeze when i need it? and can someone volunteer to go get it for me and spray it around? my energy level is at rock bottom. thank you.


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