Conversation over dinner last night at the 5.
The boy: these fries are pedestrian at best.
Me: you’re just saying that to make me feel better about not eating fries, aren’t you. *sigh*
The boy: yeaaaah.... They’re really good.
Me: Can I smell them? (smells fries). Wah! I want fries! waaaaaaaah.
The boy: you just had to go giving them up for Lent, didn’t you? They’re perfectly crispy and tasty.
Me: damn you!
5 minutes later.
The boy: did you know that fries dipped in ketchup are awesome?
Me: yes. Now be quiet and let me smell them.
The boy: oh man, you should try them dipped in this demi-glace. Oh wait, you can’t! hahhahaah! Did you know that fries dipped in demi are awesome?
Me: I’m going to stab you in the neck with this fork.