the boy: outta my league
me: oh puleez. Dale from a couple of seasons ago got to the finals, and he hadn't cooked in something like two years.
the boy: well there is that.
me: seriously, think about it. could be fun. besides, if you win, we could pay our bills. and you could stare at Padma's boobs a lot.
the boy: true. i do like boobs.
i knew i could appeal to him somehow.